Smokin Joe
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- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
I would, but you wouldn't thank me when you soiled your keyboard.snorri said:I would like to hear a description of the ladies before booking....please.
I would, but you wouldn't thank me when you soiled your keyboard.snorri said:I would like to hear a description of the ladies before booking....please.
Well, your loss. You could have had a free uniform.buggi said:i don't like having a pimp... they take too much commission.
Smokin Joe said:Welcome to the CycleChat virtual massage parlour. After enjoying tea, coffee, a pint or a relaxing smoke, just pop into the cubicle and get undressed. The girls will be along shortly and you can chhose your fancy. Vikkie, Rebbecca and Nicole are available tonight and they will will cater for your every need.
Should the alarm bell sound in your cubicle, there is a large window at the rear of the gents toilet. You are advised to get your trousers on and get out quickly, as it means the rozzers are here.
I didn't see that Fabfoodie had opened a nearby brothel yesterday. This place is much more high class, though.
Smokin Joe said:I would, but you wouldn't thank me when you soiled your keyboard.
Keith Oates said:The distinct fialure you've had in getting the girl in your avatar to raise her top a few more inches suggests to me SJ, that you are not the man to run this establishment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's why I wanted to employ buggi.The Velvet Curtain said:Is Shanaze not working today? I like to be roughed up a little.
Smokin Joe said:That's why I wanted to employ buggi.
I hear she's tall and willowy and especially good with a cane.The Velvet Curtain said:Are you suggesting that Buggi has glutes and thighs like Shanaze?
Brave man indeed
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