madonna

[Maz]

And now she's leaving Guy to go and manage Argentina!

It was always on the cards after she starred in Evita!

You could say it was inevitable!

 

[Dayvo]

You could say it was inevitable!

And I will say that was terrible!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Who will have the fallen Madonna now (worse still, she doesn't have big boobies)?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

zee big boobies??

 

[ComedyPilot]

zee big boobies??

Non, she duz not av zee beeg boobies, she has leetle floppy boobies - just like spaniel's ears.

 

[Abitrary]

If my trouble and strife was mucking around a-like madonna, I'dve gone down the battle cruiser and said unto her boatrace...

Get home and make my tea now, brassy little thing.

 

[longers]

And she would have re-arranged your boat race no?

 

[buggi]

what exactly has she done to guy ritchie then arbitrary? oh did she cheat on him? something men have been doing to women since the year dot?

aw, well i feel real sorry for him then, no wonder he had to invite that tall leggy bird round the very next day.

he's a grown man, i'm sure he can handle it. women have had to put up with this sort of behaviour for years... as told extremely well by Beyonce...


View: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8c0wqoj3lEM

 

[yenrod]

>madonna

Owld bint who needs to put her leotard away!