M.O.T. watch

[classic33]

Drivists: officially beyond parody

That's okay then, I don't drive.

 

[irw]

Is this thread going to have as much of an (anti) climax as @simon the viking ’s ground anchor challenge?

 

[raleighnut]

 

[mustang1]

Cheek! Although I should go get the MOT half price seeing as I only have half a car.

Weren't there stories a while back where two smarts parked in one parking bay? The parking rules had to be changed (but I might be wrong) .

 

[Drago]

I see the Paris rioters had set fire to 2 Smarts yesterday. Not very patriotic, seeing as they're made in France.

Right, today us the day. Just swilling a mouthfull of George Cloomey's liquid ((c) the Retirement Thread, 2018) then on off out the door to see Phil Mitchell.

 

[simon the viking]

Is this thread going to have as much of an (anti) climax as @simon the viking ’s ground anchor challenge?

I don't know what you mean..... The ground anchor thread must be a contender for thread of the year

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I see the Paris rioters had set fire to 2 Smarts yesterday.

So maybe not all French are bad

 

[Drago]

Right, I'm at The Arches. Phil Mitchell has the keys, and after threatening to "do" my legs if I fail to give him the "readies" (some kind of friendly Cockerny greeting I believe) has wandered off to fetch the mighty powerhouse.

 

[Drago]

Im watching Mr Mitchell. He looks puzzled - I don't think he can find the brake fluid reservoir! He keeps going back to the engine bay in the boot and hunting around. I know where it is, but so ain't telling him.

 

[fossyant]

Mine is due late Jan. It will be 17 then. No advisories last year. I'll change the front pads before this one. Getting a bit low.

 

[fossyant]

Im watching Mr Mitchell. He looks puzzled - I don't think he can find the brake fluid reservoir! He keeps going back to the engine bay in the boot and hunting around. I know where it is, but so ain't telling him.

PS That's a big garage, I'm surprised he can find the 'Smart' in there.

 

[Edwardoka]

Im watching Mr Mitchell. He looks puzzled - I don't think he can find the brake fluid reservoir! He keeps going back to the engine bay in the boot and hunting around. I know where it is, but so ain't telling him.

Silly Drago, he's counting on you not noticing him discombobulating the combobulator!

 

[screenman]

I have dashed back from swimming early to catch the updates on this exciting episode in the little cars history.

 

[EltonFrog]

I have dashed back from swimming early to catch the updates on this exciting episode in the little cars history.

I wish he'd hurry the feck up, the dogs are waiting to go for a walk.

 

[Drago]

Well, an unexpected twist.

Phil has had to stop the test. He came to me and explained in a threatening voice that he can't continue the test - its on A cherished plate, and has been so since August. However, those Muppets at the DVLA haven't hit enter at some crucial point in the process, and the registration doesn't show up on the MOT system so he can't do the emissions test.

He cracked his knuckles, gave me a dry slap and told me to come back at 1530hrs with the log book or he would "have" me, which I believe is another cockerney term of endearment. Apparent he can then do it with the VIN and the codemoff the log book, and it would be all "pukka", and will keep "the filth" from giving me "GBH on the earrole", whatever that means.

This is what happened to the last customer that didn't return with the log book...