Lycra short etiquette

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

This thread is NOTHING without pictures!!

I came to finished arrived at the same conlusion

 

[ThinAir]

Or alternatively up

Just hope he doesn't leave you hanging....

 

[Fnaar]

Quick question. I keep finding myself in conversation with a chap on his way home from work who is dressed heat-to-foot in tight black Lycra.

Thank your lucky stars he doesn't wear RED lycra

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'll have the second from the right to start with...

Likewise!

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Far left has his helmet undone - clearly wants to stand out

 

[ThinAir]

Thank your lucky stars he doesn't wear RED lycra

Wondered how long it would be before this erm, popped up....

 

[oldfatfool]

Thank your lucky stars he doesn't wear RED lycra

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and touch your knees

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

One for you MDB....

Err, no, I think I'll have to politely decline on that one, thanks all the same

 

[ThinAir]

Err, no, I think I'll have to politely decline on that one, thanks all the same

What do you mean??? Look at all that cushion for the pushin!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What do you mean??? Look at all that cushion for the pushin!

He's all yours then!

 

[ThinAir]

Yes!

*Fist Pump*

Edit. Cue the innuendo. I'll set em up....

 

[ThinAir]

****NSFW*****

I dare you....

https://www.google.co.uk/search?saf...j1.15.0.cqrwrth..0.0...1.1.17.img.8mYME-S0ktM

*****NSFW*****

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes!

*Fist Pump*

Edit. Cue the innuendo. I'll set em up....

I was about to say that I wasn't too sure whether to be a little bit disconcerted by that comment or not, but, if you are both happy, then that's all that matters, congratulations!!

 

[ThinAir]

I was about to say that I wasn't to sure whether to be a little bit disconcerted by that comment or not, but, if you are both happy, then that's all that matters, congratulations!!

Thanks. Means a lot.

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Lolling too funny. How about this one helloooooo ladies (and gents, of course...)