Lycra short etiquette

[Schmilliemoo]

Quick question. I keep finding myself in conversation with a chap on his way home from work who is dressed heat-to-foot in tight black Lycra.
I'm finding it rather uncomfortable talking to him and difficult maintaining eye contact. Basically he mays well be naked and sprayed black.
Is there a desensitisation process a person can go thru?
Cheers

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Has he got a big one?

 

[PeteXXX]

With no pockets, where else could you possibly keep that spare banana...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Quick question. I keep finding myself in conversation with a chap on his way home from work who is dressed heat-to-foot in tight black Lycra.
I'm finding it rather uncomfortable talking to him and difficult maintaining eye contact. Basically he mays well be naked and sprayed black.
Is there a desensitisation process a person can go thru?
Cheers

Take him somewhere private and go down on him. After that, you will be on much more friendly terms and he wont mind you taking a look

 

[Schmilliemoo]

I wouldn't mind if he kept the banana down the front.
He tells me it's 19 inches lol

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Is he a cyclist or superhero?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

As Adrian will tell you, the accepted ettiquette is to zip tie it to your handlebar....

Perv, why would you zip tie your nob to the handlebars?

 

[Piemaster]

Have a very obvious stare and remark on how cold it is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

He tells me it's 19 inches lol

This thread is NOTHING without pictures!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Perv, why would you zip tie your nob to the handlebars?

To keep it out of the spokes, der...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To keep it out of the spokes, der...

Also there is always a use for a bell (end) on your bike, isn't there?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not to mention a helmet....

 

[ThinAir]

Also there is always a use for a bell (end) on your bike, isn't there?

Haaaaaaaa!

Not to mention a helmet....

Ha!

Well played, MDB. Well played.

 

[ThinAir]

Maybe you should greet him in my vernacular...

"O'rate cock" see how that goes down....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Maybe you should greet him in my vernacular...

"O'rate cock" see how that goes down....

Or alternatively up