Loss of youth.......

[got-to-get-fit]

I was in the pub the other night with my bessie mate.

I had my hand in my pocket and could feel contents of said pocket.

I said to my mate.....what have you got right now in your pocket....he turned out his jeans pockets and he had -

1. a ticket stub from kings of leon
2. a condom
3. a wad of about 100 ten pound notes
4. a scrap of paper with a girls number written on it in eyeliner
5. a reciept form HMV for a dvd boxset

He then said to me why whats in yours.......

I turned out my jeans pockets and i had -

1. A dummy
2. A sword from a playmobile pirate
3. a tyre from a toy car
4. a reciept from mother care
5. a tenner
6. A half eaten jelly snake.



right there in two sets of pockets lay the ashes of my youth and the reality of my age and responsibility

 

[fossyant]

Happens to us all.....

 

[Beardie]

Weird! In my right pocket: wallet. In my left: housekeys and handkerchief. Never varies.

 

[cookiemonster]

I was in the pub the other night with my bessie mate.

I had my hand in my pocket and could feel contents of said pocket.

I said to my mate.....what have you got right now in your pocket....he turned out his jeans pockets and he had -

1. a ticket stub from kings of leon
2. a condom
3. a wad of about 100 ten pound notes
4. a scrap of paper with a girls number written on it in eyeliner
5. a reciept form HMV for a dvd boxset

Bloody 'ell!!!!

Is he the local dealer?

 

[Melvil]

Left: Keys, Phone, Memory Stick
Right: Wallet

Totally boring; aye, back in the day I could rummage around down below and never be sure of what I might find (ooh err).

 

[Fnaar]

Trooza pockets = always L: home keys, car keys, work keys, memory stick, bike-lock keys. R: = mobile phone. If I vary it, I panic that I've lost them. This means I am getting old

 

[Aperitif]

...now where's my trousers..?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Bloody 'ell!!!!

Is he the local dealer?

you are obviously gettin old as well cookie ......£100 quid is about average for a night out, club, taxi.........to strip club, 2 lap dances and eventually a taxi home from said strip club

 

[arallsopp]

Yes. An interesting fact. Also, one hundred ten pound notes are generally worth a thousand pounds. Well, they were before the credit crunch began. Now I think they're worth about 3 euros, maybe 4.

 

[Speicher]

GTGF, Call me old-fashioned, but when I was at school, one hundred ten pound notes was worth one thousand pounds. Inflation?

oopps cross posted with above post.

 

[Fnaar]

probably about a gram of cocaine there, if you scrape them a bit

 

[beanzontoast]

100 £10 notes don't take up much space in your pocket.

I'm told.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

errrrmmmmmm i actually meant 100 quid not a thousand

ahem ....just testing you all there and you passed ....ahem

 

[dellzeqq]

gtgf

I wouldn't be too concerned. It's the contents of your kids pockets/handbags you should worry about. When they've got more cash than you, and a supply of condoms, Ol' Fatha Time will fetch up in your Porch of Declining Years.

 

[yello]

just testing you all there and you passed

I didn't. I noticed it but just thought 'crikey, the amount of cash some folk carry around with them'...

but I've always been gullible.

For me, I notice the loss of youth mainly through health issues... but that's not very funny as it's sadly too true for us all! But I do catch myself thinking like an old man sometimes or, more specifically, making judgements on the follies of the youth of today. I have to laugh at myself. I don't think I'm getting old but it's so obviously happening that I'm in denial! I feel I'm staying still and the world is changing around me!