Looking for peeple wot do english better than myself

[mistyoptic]

Champion. Player. Also ran

 

[burntoutbanger]

Up before the lark.
Metronome.
In before the lock.

 

[burntoutbanger]

Tea total.
Tipsy.
Your my best mate you are.

 

[markemark]

I think I understand what you mean....

I'm assuming the objective is to get responses in as soon as possible and that there are no logistical reasons for parents to have to wait for something before responding?

Perhaps a simple paragraph explaining that this is being run by volunteers (I assume so) and asking for co-operation might be enough?

Early Bird
Big Bird
Dodo

From sports....
Gold Star/Medal
Silver
Bronze

Record Breaker
Qualifier/Contender
Slow coach

Or
Helpful Parent
Stressed / Busy Parent
Stressful parent

School grades
A+
C (or whatever constitutes a pass grade)
F

Smilies




The problem with using humour though is that not everyone gets it.

Yes. It also really needs to standalone. If people see ‘early bird’ they know what it means. If the just see dodo they with have a clue.

 

[Dag Hammar]

markemar, I fear you may have come to the wrong place to seek advice.
There are some cyclists that have ‘peddles’ attached to their cranks.
Others may warn of the risks from riding too near to the ‘curb’.
The worst has to be ’break’ and ‘leavers’.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Early bird, gets, the worm

 

[roadrash]

good
shyte
shyterer

happy to help

 

[markemark]

good
shyte
shyterer

happy to help

Send me the invoice.

 

[Buck]

Early Bird
Prompt
Detention

 

[raymondo60]

If your parents are anything like my area it should be

Mercedes G-Wagon AMG Turbo Nutter
Kia Sportage or similar blah
Overworked MPV very sad.

 

[Jenkins]

A level
O Level
CSE

 

[Andy_R]

Early bird
Happy medium
Blooper reel

 

[figbat]

Outstanding
Adequate
Could do better, see me after

 

[alicat]

A star
Satisfactory
You're in detention

 

[Jenkins]

Gold Star
House Point
Demerit