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[Grant]

they're not keen on cycling events, despite my pleas.

I don't get that, they do running events and parachute jumps, which can both be bad for breasts. But non-impact, low g-force, healthy cycling and they don't like that. I know running breasts are more photogenic, but isn't this about care.

Maybe you need a female Lance Armstrong to champion for you, or at least one of our world class women cyclists.