Pinched from another site:
Fernando torres was cautioned by police after the game at old trafford. apparently he was about to board the team coach until it was pointed out by man utd stewards, he still had vidic in his arse pocket. a row ensued and police quickly moved in to quell any problems. torres stated vidic had been there so long he had forgotten about him.
wayne rooney was unavailable for comment, wiping egg off his face apparently