- Location
- London
Most pathetic I think is the ton of junk that can be left in a local London park after a sunny weekend of picnics.
I mean the folk have clearly brought all the stuff there, some only a short walk from the car that brought it, so how much bother is it to take the lesser amount back?
Sadly a lot of the perpetrators are clearly young folk.
If I were mayor I would create a litter hit squad with the right to issue very substantial on-the-spot fines.
With a small amount of seedfunding from the London boroughs it would then be for a fair old while self-funding from fines, so serious and widespread is the littering.
It could be a small crack squad - maybe as few as 10 folk - who could appear at any time in any bit of London. In their eco-fuelled batmobile.
All the squad would wear body cams for protection and evidence and folk would have a right of appeal.
With a heavier fine if it was clearly proved that their appeal was mischievous.
No-one expects the litter SAS.
edit - the SASsquad would of course save the boroughs a fair old bit of money from their teams having to go out every Monday cleaning stuff up. So this could be factored in to the initial funding.
I mean the folk have clearly brought all the stuff there, some only a short walk from the car that brought it, so how much bother is it to take the lesser amount back?
Sadly a lot of the perpetrators are clearly young folk.
If I were mayor I would create a litter hit squad with the right to issue very substantial on-the-spot fines.
With a small amount of seedfunding from the London boroughs it would then be for a fair old while self-funding from fines, so serious and widespread is the littering.
It could be a small crack squad - maybe as few as 10 folk - who could appear at any time in any bit of London. In their eco-fuelled batmobile.
All the squad would wear body cams for protection and evidence and folk would have a right of appeal.
With a heavier fine if it was clearly proved that their appeal was mischievous.
No-one expects the litter SAS.
edit - the SASsquad would of course save the boroughs a fair old bit of money from their teams having to go out every Monday cleaning stuff up. So this could be factored in to the initial funding.
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