Limerick thread

[Unkraut]

[I came up with:

As for a forum limerick... er... <goes away to think>

Let me start you off:-

I once had a baby elephant ...

 

[Smokin Joe]

There was a young lady from Lunt...

Perhaps not.

 

[Fnaar]

A lawyer who came from Llanelli
Had clients whose crimes were quite deathly
He relaxed with some talk
With a lady of York
But his thoughts became rather unhealthy!

Never let geography get in the way of a rhyme, eh?

[/QUOTE]
Doh! Wrong town! )

 

[Fnaar]

There was young woman from Bude
Who went for a swim in a lake
A man in punt
Stuck a pole in her ear
And said "You can't swim here luv, it's private"


There was a young lady called Annie
Who was given a bike by her Granny
The seat post was rusty
The saddle was dusty
And she developed a nasty rash

 

[chris42]

There was a young lady from Lunt...

Perhaps not.

There was a young lady from Lunt
who loved wearing red at the hunt,

 

[alecstilleyedye]

There was a young lady from Lunt...

Perhaps not.

There was a young lady from Lunt
who loved wearing red at the hunt,[/QUOTE]

There was a young lady from Lunt
who loved wearing red at the hunt,
when a hunt sabateur came too close to her rear
her protestations could not be more blunt

(phewww)

 

[Smokin Joe]

There was a young lady from Lunt
who loved wearing red at the hunt,
when a hunt sabateur came to close to her rear
her protestations could not be more blunt
she called him a stupid big....er


...nitwit!


Jeez, thought I was done for there.