Let's hear it for the shorter forummers.

[wafflycat]

What, not beat around the bush?

 

[Noodley]

I never did get to the bottom of how tall you are Noodley ?

At current exchange rates, you would get 3.43 oompa loompas for one Noodley.

 

[TheDoctor]

So, are you saying Mr Waffs has a big cock, Waffleycat

Lets not beat around the bush here.

Is *that* what the riding crop is for?
*winces at thought*

 

[LLB]

Are you fairly well proportioned or do you look like a daddy long legs when running around on all fours Noodley ?

You're not Clarkson in disguise are ya ?

 

[Noodley]

Are you fairly well proportioned or do you look like a daddy long legs when running around on all fours Noodley ?

You're not Clarkson in disguise are ya ?

I'm fairly well proportioned for a daddy longlegs...

 

[LLB]

I'm fairly well proportioned for a daddy longlegs...

Well so is Clarkson so my suspicionometer is rising

 

[Noodley]

Well so is Clarkson so my suspicionometer is rising

Is that a posh name for a knob? :?:

 

[LLB]

Is that a posh name for a knob? :?:

You leave my knob out of it, We have enough of that talk with Wafflycats O/H

 

[Abitrary]

In the pub yesterday, at the bar were 3 normal looking guys, all about 5'5''. I listened to their conversation and it was almost, dare I say it, ethereal... like hobbits.

Normally shortarses like to befriend people twice their size, as if it's some sort of reciprocal insecurity deal.

WHO ****ING CARES? NOONE IS INTERESTED IN PEOPLE WHO ARE EITHER

-too short
-too tall

get a life before life destroys you, you godawful freaks

 

[Kovu]

Abitrary your right, one of my best mate it short, so she's come my mate I reckon for that reason! xD

 

[Abitrary]

Abitrary your right, one of my best mate it short, so she's come my mate I reckon for that reason! xD

er, I don't take praise too gladly

 

[Noodley]

get a life before life destroys you, you godawful freaks

OK.

 

[yenrod]

You leave my knob out of it, We have enough of that talk with Wafflycats O/H

I never knew a woman could be so open in talking 'bout her mans bigone.

In the pub yesterday, at the bar were 3 normal looking guys, all about 5'5''. I listened to their conversation and it was almost, dare I say it, ethereal... like hobbits.

Normally shortarses like to befriend people twice their size, as if it's some sort of reciprocal insecurity deal.

WHO ****ING CARES? NOONE IS INTERESTED IN PEOPLE WHO ARE EITHER

-too short
-too tall

get a life before life destroys you, you godawful freaks

Abitrary your right, one of my best mate it short, so she's come my mate I reckon for that reason! xD

Well you could ask her...

Your not by anychance tall are you: ever see these people who are big/small situation...friends / lovers etc...

Such a strange parody.

 

[Kovu]

Yenrod, I'm 5"8 I don't what she is, but she's small compared to me. Little and large people amuse me though

 

[Noodley]

Yenrod, I'm 5"8 I don't what she is, but she's small compared to me. Little and large people amuse me though

There's four words I thought I'd never see in the same sentence...