Let's hear it for the shorter forummers.

[Noodley]

I feel slightly guilty about my recent thread which extolled the virtues of being tall, so to redress the balance I thought it was time to start another thread for those forum members who have heads closer to their arses.

So, just how short are you?

 

[Aperitif]

6'2" - is that post short enough?

 

[graham56]

Once worked with a bloke who was that small he had turnups on his underpants.

 

[tdr1nka]

What is everyone talking about down there?

 

[LLB]

What is everyone talking about down there?

How anyone can manage to stack bullshit so high

 

[Baggy]

You're so tall you could probably rest your pint on my head...

 

[LLB]

I feel slightly guilty about my recent thread which extolled the virtues of being tall, so to redress the balance I thought it was time to start another thread for those forum members who have heads closer to their arses.

So, just how short are you?

I never did get to the bottom of how tall you are Noodley ?

 

[wafflycat]

Pah! Mr Wafflycat may be shorter than me in overall height, but *says she with exceedingly smug expression on her face* he isn't referred to as Tripod without good reason..

 

[yenrod]

Pah! Mr Wafflycat may be shorter than me in overall height, but *says she with exceedingly smug expression on her face* he isn't referred to as Tripod without good reason..

So, are you saying Mr Waffs has a big cock, Waffleycat

Lets not beat around the bush here.

 

[Night Train]

So, are you saying Mr Waffs has a big cock, Waffleycat

Or very short legs?

 

[Scoosh]

I'm too big to vote, I'm afraidglad ... and I notice that only 3 vertically-challenged people have voted.

To be very PC, maybe us taller folk are vertically challenged too - but in a different way

 

[Baggy]

Or very short legs?

 

[wafflycat]

So, are you saying Mr Waffs has a big cock, Waffleycat

Lets not beat around the bush here.

Indeed. Humongously perfect. And he knows what to do with it.

 

[Baggy]

And he knows what to do with it.

What, not beat around the bush?

 

[LLB]

I'd crack a joke, but I'm in WC's bad books (so I won't)