order the cheapest thing on there and then report the crime?
Why would you do that? You'd have to transfer the money to them, and I doubt you'd get it back, even if they were charged and convicted. And even if you did it, there is no guarantee that the police will investigate. Most importantly, they only seem to sell whole bikes, so even at their ridiculous "prices" it's expensive.
I phoned
www.actionfraud.police.uk and was told that as I hadn't fallen for the fraud no crime was committed!
Wow. Did you ask them why their website asks you to report attempted fraud, if they won't follow up on it?
(mind you, I got the same attitude here when I took my bike into an
Evans for a simple fix and they tried to tell me it needed a full service, which it didn't. I was told by a poster here that as I hadn't actually paid them the £60 they were asking, i had not right to complain, even on this site)