I'm glad you asked though, because I thought I'd told pretty much everyone in the country by now. Quite sure I told everyone on Saturdays ride a few times each just to make sure they got it. In fact now I think about it maybe that's why everyone was cycling so fast near the end when I got dropped.
You didn't tell
ME, but that was probably because I was busy chasing si_c up the road at 30 mph. Well,
HE was doing 30 mph - I was doing 28 mph trying to catch him but that wasn't working!
Eventually he took pity on me and slowed down which gave me a chance to talk at him about my favourite subject ... Well to my surprise, it turned out that statistics boffin Si had done some research into how frequently rat poison addicts such as me accidentally pop their clogs from the medication rather than the illness for which it is being dished out!
There was then some mention of the Poisson Distribution, which went slightly over my head, but I think it was about how the folk at the chippy would ration the fish if supplies started to run out ...