They should have an offence for being drunk in charge of a keyboard. Or better yet, stupid and in charge of a keyboard.
What do you mean "them"? You'd be one of the first sent there, rattling your metal mug along the bars...Just 'Stupid' would do it.
Unfortunately, there isn't a prison big enough for all of them.
It was the woman with the bowl of cereal and a spoon on her lap that got me.
Well found.
I don't think that will ever get old.
You miss the point entirely. A car can be controlled by one hand as at times you have to change gear, turn on light, indicate etc.As I understand this, the law recognises that a bicycle can be fully and properly controlled with one hand (you are required to do so when signalling)
Hence there is no offence as stated by @jefmcg
I quite often text whilst cycling along and am yet to get my collar felt. I'm sure you will be fine with a bottle of water.
In fact a police car did a u-turn in front of me this afternoon and I'd already shouted out "****ing idiot!" before my brain engaged and I realised it was plod. I took my punishment - a stern look - with good grace.
He's probably got the point by now, given that the post you're commenting on is from nearly 8 years ago.You miss the point entirely. A car can be controlled by one hand as at times you have to change gear, turn on light, indicate etc.
As I understand this, the law recognises that a bicycle can be fully and properly controlled with one hand (you are required to do so when signalling)
Hence there is no offence as stated by @jefmcg