Lady parts - win a parsnip!

[Night Train]

In terms of parts are we going as far as Lady Gardens?

 

[oxbob]

In terms of parts are we going as far as Lady Gardens?

No top bollocks only

 

[oxbob]

Although nether regions might help free the parsnip!

 

[Chuffy]

Shirt potatoes

In the lead by a puppy's nose!

 

[stedlocks]

have we had 'norks' yet?.......or Bazoomas?

do I win a 'snip?

 

[Chuffy]

have we had 'norks' yet?.......or Bazoomas?

do I win a 'snip?

Do keep up at the back.

I want better than 'shirt potatoes' before I release the 'snip.

 

[Night Train]

Have we had fried eggs yet? I knew a woman who called her's fried eggs on a good day and pimples on a bad day.

 

[Chuffy]

Have we had fried eggs yet? I knew a woman who called her's fried eggs on a good day and pimples on a bad day.

Not Tara Palmer Tomkinson?

 

[oxbob]

Big un's: a jugglers nightmare

 

[Chrisz]

Wally jumblatts

 

[cisamcgu]

Breasty Dumplings

 

[stedlocks]

'bald commuters'..........

come on...give me that snip

 

[Wolf04]

Bottle Rockets

Sweater Kittens

Two puppies in a sack

 

[Brock]

Earthas (Eartha kitts)
Rib bumpers
And I always liked the term 'peanut smuggler' for a lady who's nipples protrude visibly under her clothes.

 

[Keith Oates]

I heard a comment in a bar once when a well endowed lady arrived that said 'she's got a pair of good pint resters'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!