Ladies... relief is at hand

[Dayvo]

And here was me thinking that this was a thread about self-gratifying

Yeah, me too! I thought it was about coming, but it's about going!

 

[Arch]

Hehe, there is a challenge Arch, see if you can create a fully functioning knitted version!!!

Hmm, I fear the open weave of a knitted device might prove to be it's downfall.

 

[Tynan]

as an aside I tried pissing in a urinal with jeans over bib longs (I was at evening classes

it's wasn't a total sucess

 

[littlered]

Do you still need to use toilet paper

 

[yenrod]

Photographic description ?????????? (of the 1st post)

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

It has occurred to me waffley, that you may require education about toilet ettiquette.

 

[yenrod]

I do believe that is quite exact !

Though I have broken some of those rules YET i haven't witnessed or had to 'do away' with anybody

 

[Blonde]

I just get me arse out. Mind you it can be a bit cold, and then there's the taking off of jacket/jersey in order to get at the bib tights underneath which can be a faff with loaded pockets... I can see the appeal of this but it still looks a bit more trouble than it's worth? How do you not get, erm, leakage betwixt body and funnel thing? I may stick with braving the elements or waiting till I get somewhere with a toilet for now.

 

[giant man]

I just get me arse out. Mind you it can be a bit cold, and then there's the taking off of jacket/jersey in order to get at the bib tights underneath which can be a faff with loaded pockets... I can see the appeal of this but it still looks a bit more trouble than it's worth? How do you not get, erm, leakage betwixt body and funnel thing? I may stick with braving the elements or waiting till I get somewhere with a toilet for now.

Ah a real girl!!

 

[wafflycat]

I just get me arse out. Mind you it can be a bit cold, and then there's the taking off of jacket/jersey in order to get at the bib tights underneath which can be a faff with loaded pockets... I can see the appeal of this but it still looks a bit more trouble than it's worth? How do you not get, erm, leakage betwixt body and funnel thing? I may stick with braving the elements or waiting till I get somewhere with a toilet for now.

Leakage - none. You just make a close fit

One time I inflicted my bare nether regions upon a Norfolk hedgerow, I scared the living daylights out of a rabbit. I don't think it was expecting that short of shower...

One of the problems of cycling in Norfolk rural parts is that it is a long, long time to go twixt loos... not many public loos in middle of nowhere, but plenty of cars arriving out of the blue *just* as I thought it was safe to drop me keks...

 

[girofan]

Have you thought about strolling brazenly into a blokes toilet and having a go at a urinal? I would PMSL if I saw that... good thing I'd be in a loo!

You may find when peeping, the man of your dreams!

 

[GrahamG]

Awesome - another little pressie for the lady's Christmas stocking in the the bag!

 

[kyuss]

Someone should make some removable covers for it to make it look, well, more natural. Maybe even some novelty ones, a nice elephant trunk perhaps.

 

[mickle]

Someone should make some removable covers for it to make it look, well, more natural. Maybe even some novelty ones, a nice elephant trunk perhaps.

Or one shaped like a penis perhaps.

 

[yenrod]

The 'looks' would be impressive