knitting puzzle

[Fnaar]

A display of nuts, dried fruit, mince pies and a glass of sheery?

 

[Abitrary]

don't be silly.


it wasn't signed until 1918.

Oh yeah...

 

[PrettyboyTim]

I bet it's an inner tube. All my innertubes are knitted for me by my Wife. In general they're great, although I do have to carry a needle and some yarn around to darn them in case I get a puncture.

 

[Cheddar George]

..... an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka bikini .... scaled down to half size ?

 

[Abitrary]

George Harrison playing poker with a unicorn? In heaven?

 

[graham56]

A 42" plasma tv?

 

[Abitrary]

That feeling you get when you are inadvertently staring at someone on the pavement from the top deck of a bus, and they suddenly turn round and look straight back up at you?

 

[Noodley]

Not sure of anyone has posted this yet, as I lost the will to live on page 3, but could I suggest:

testicle warmers.

 

[Aperitif]

Not sure of anyone has posted this yet, as I lost the will to live on page 3, but could I suggest:

testicle warmers.

Ah - balls of wool.

 

[Abitrary]

Michael Schumacher nervously bribing a Polish traffic warden?

 

[graham56]

A Tartan Army?

 

[graham56]

The new England manager?

 

[Abitrary]

The new England manager?

Yep, some ropey, woolly minded spongeman who's going to string us along and eventually get the needle?

 

[Arch]

No one's got it yet!

But I'm pissing myself laughing at the suggestions. I may have to attempt some of them.

I think Mickle has come closest in one of his lists. But not all that close, just very vaguely in the right area.

First clue: It begins with D. And no, Pzycoman, you're not allowed to take advantage of the fact that I've already told you about it...

 

[Dayvo]

dinosaur
dingo
a drum
dog
Dodge car


er, Dayvo

C'mon, Arch! D's not much of a clue!