Pretty soon every object that could possibly end up in the road is going to have be covered in hi-viz.
Come to think of it, lots of trees came down around my way over the last few days. We can't have motorists - who are presumably too busy to actually adjust to road conditions and to LOOK OUT for things that might be in the road - crashing into them.
All trees must therefore be painted in bright reflective yellow.
I'm writing a letter to the DfT right now. Let's make this happen people!
You think you are joking, and I haven't made this up...
From the local rag in the New Forest:
Most New Forest roads are unlit, making dark-coloured animals sometimes difficult to see at night and reflective neck collars, which cost £7, improve the visibility of the animals.
Clerk to the Verderers Sue Westwood told The Forest Journal:
"We get many calls from members of the public, usually after they have hit something, for reflective collars to be made mandatory, but to make this a legal requirement would be impossible," said Mrs Westwood.
.. and in Wales (Gower) they are also using HiViz on sheep and cattle!
Remember when it was the (now apparently unacceptable) norm to actually drive so that you could see things in your headlights and then stop before you hit them?