Under a tarp behind the man-cave?I think I need to buy a 'man cave' reading all these things. One of those outdoor 'buildings' you plonk in the garden to replace a shed but then where to put all the shed 'stuff'....
Lets be honest - aside from the lawnmower when was the last time that stuff got used? My shed is full of all sorts of crap Mrs C hangs on to and rarely uses. Including a box of literal chicken crap.