Jessica Ennis

[Crankarm]

What you going to do if her other half answers her phone?

 

[TheDoctor]

what the bloody hell is all the fuss about jessica ennis.
*googles pictures*

Holy mother of the gods!
time to update "the list"

She looks fit!!!!

 

[bobcat]

To talk about my woman this way I very disrespectful !

 

[ComedyPilot]

Fnarr, I didn't realise you were into for fat birds...? http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ls-jibe--but-others-arent-amused-7786325.html

 

[PaulB]

Fnarr, I didn't realise you were into for fat birds...? http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ls-jibe--but-others-arent-amused-7786325.html

Well that's what got me into Big Ev. Now she's dead, she's not on the telly as much which means I've got less competition.

 

[MattHB]

*cackles to self whilst leading Pendleton out of the door amid all the distraction.....*

Pendletons lovely, but I'd be intimidated by the fact that her thighs are bigger than my waist

 

[cyberknight]

Fnarr, I didn't realise you were into for fat birds...? http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ls-jibe--but-others-arent-amused-7786325.html

To be very politically non-correct i remember being told always get you leg over a fat bird as they will be grateful

 

[ComedyPilot]

For anyone offended by my 'fat birds' remark, it wasn't a comment on Jessica Ennis, more over a swipe at the IDIOT who called her fat, and the STUPID aesthetically-obsessed people in our midst in society and the media.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Pendletons lovely, but I'd be intimidated by the fact that her thighs are bigger than my waist

In that case my thighs are probably bigger than you!

 

[SquareDaff]

In that case my thighs are probably bigger than you!

Eeek - were you that bird in James Bond? The one that could break a blokes back?

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Eeek - were you that bird in James Bond? The one that could break a blokes back?

All I'm saying is don't tickle my feet unless you like your head where it is.

 

[SquareDaff]

All I'm saying is don't tickle my feet unless you like your head where it is.

The mind boggles!

 

[MissTillyFlop]

The mind boggles!

I am not violent, my legs just sort of uncontrollably thrash about when my feet are tickled.

 

[SquareDaff]

I am not violent, my legs just sort of uncontrollably thrash about when my feet are tickled.

BAD PUN ALERT - You're a sensitive sole then

 

[Nihal]

Say,Fnarr,is that you in your avatar..........last i heard,Nice ladies don't like men digging their noses,especially sticking the middle one in