I've just done a really bad thing

[TheDoctor]

*tries not to think of words 'Bonj' and 'underwear' in same sentence*

You do the dishes once a week? I run out of plates after 4 days!
I have 4 plates.

 

[Plax]

*tries not to think of words 'Bonj' and 'underwear' in same sentence*

You do the dishes once a week? I run out of plates after 4 days!
I have 4 plates.

I'm not a big fan of doing the dishes so I have a really bad habit of not doing them until I run out of something. I have no idea therefore how often I *really* do the dishes. I suspect not much more than once a week though . In my defence I stack the dishes up nicely in a spare washing up bowl next to the sink.