I've had the vacum cleaner

[TheDoctor]

Bloody heck. All we need is the photo of Chuffy in his rubber shorts...

 

[gavintc]

Here is my best hoover story:
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I think my life has been pretty boring in comparison...

 

[snorri]

I think my life has been pretty boring in comparison...

ditto

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Ceiling cat is watching you asphyxiate.

 

[Crackle]

You know what Kirstie. I'm beginning to think you should write a book, these things you experience are not normal but are enthralling tales for those of us with humdrum lives to marvel at - start writing.

 

[Kirstie]

You know what Kirstie. I'm beginning to think you should write a book, these things you experience are not normal but are enthralling tales for those of us with humdrum lives to marvel at - start writing.

Got one planned, as it happens. Just no time to write it!

 

[Maz]

Great story, Kirstie. I bet things like that liven up your journals (I am right, right? You've kept a journal for quite a while? I could be wrong...)

 

[Kirstie]

Great story, Kirstie. I bet things like that liven up your journals (I am right, right? You've kept a journal for quite a while? I could be wrong...)

Yes I've kept a research journal for 15 years but I also run an online academic journal with FM and other colleagues.

That's just one of my favourite stories although I've never formally written it down...it's funny to tell people though!

 

[yenrod]

I used to work for some bloke whod do the hoovering and he he broke one of them every week !

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Do you think i'm Dyson with death????