It's the end of the world - what's in the grab bag?

[Dayvo]

Of course I'd bring my own.

'Big' is an ambiguous word: I mean 'kin' massive!

 

[sleuthey]

3) fisherman's friend original

 

[Drago]

Carol Vorderman in her RAF Squadron Leaders uniform,

 

[Dirk]

Fray Bentos pies and a can opener.

 

[tom73]

Fray Bentos pies and a can opener.

Have they not gone easy open as snowflakes can’t handle tin openers ?

 

[Drago]

A heavily fortified bunker.

 

[otek59]

Police Scotland have advised everyone in Scotland to prepare a "grab bag" full of essentials in case of some un-named emergency.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-49631455

For us CCers, our grab bag would of course be a pannier but what should be in it?

Suggestions please?

1) Towel
2) Puncture Repair Kit
3)

Absolutely nothing if the worlds going to end what’s the point

 

[classic33]

Have they not gone easy open as snowflakes can’t handle tin openers ?

The rip-pull tins were harder open than those that required a tin opener. Fewer injuries as well.

 

[tom73]

Swiss army knife

Kelly kettle it boils and cooks with anything that burns.

 

[snorri]

Absolutely nothing if the worlds going to end what’s the point

It will not end at the precise time you receive their message.

 

[tom73]

The rip-pull tins were harder open than those that required a tin opener. Fewer injuries as well.

Well if only they’d had started big. Once you’ve mastered corned beef with no key. You can open anything.

 

[classic33]

Well if only they’d had started big. Once you’ve mastered corned beef with no key. You can open anything.

Required upwards of nearly 1/4 ton to open though.

 

[tom73]

Required upwards of nearly 1/4 ton to open though.

Is that with or without the box of plasters ?

 

[classic33]

Is that with or without the box of plasters ?

Never used plasters. A piece of metal across the can and start opening.

 

[ozboz]

4oz sherbet lemons
4oz humbugs
4oz chocolate eclairs
4oz pontefract cakes