It sounded good at the time until someone spoiled it

[Nearly there]

After doing five 12 hour night shifts on the bounce I was itching to get out and get some miles in,my well thought out plan was to get to bed for 8am get up at 12:30 have a bite to eat then hit the road Once my Alarm woke me up I jumped out of bed like an excited child at Christmas once ready I rushed down stairs to knock up a quick snack then realised I was home alone Then it hit me my plans had been scuppered by THE WIFE(evil genius)

yep she`d only gone out taking the bunch of keys that had the shed key on them,A quick phone call and I was informed she wont be back until after she`d picked the kids up from school,Talk about a kick in the goolies I was gutted I even contemplated smashing the lock of the shed.A pointless post but needed to get it off my chest

 

[2Loose]

Withhold sex as punishment for the thoughtlessness.

 

[freecyclist]

Emancipate yourself from dependance on your wife - get your own shed ket cut.

 

[SurlyNomad]

Trade the wife in for another bike! Then keep that one in the house! If you just happen to missplace the shed key youve still got a bike to go out on!

 

[Mugshot]

Your wife has access to your shed!!!

 

[NormanD]

Wife!! ... Access ... SHED!!! ... shakes head in disgust ... no hope for mankind now sigh!!

 

[Fifelad]

I feel your pain fellow shift worker !

 

[sabian92]

Least you didn't lose the key. It's worse if you've moved it and have nobody to blame but yourself

 

[steve52]

i feel sick!!

 

[Keith Oates]

Move away from the keyboard until the feeling subsides!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nearly there]

I need to take charge of the holy shed key its my man duty I've been weak I hang my head in shame ;-)

 

[Mugshot]

I need to take charge of the holy shed key its my man duty I've been weak I hang my head in shame ;-)

good man

 

[akb]

You have just lost a fair few man points my man!

 

[akb]

I need to take charge of the holy shed key its my man duty I've been weak I hang my head in shame ;-)

I take my previous comment back...A few points rightfully gained!

 

[Jonathing]

You keep your bike in the shed!? You need to re-prioritise!