If one ignores the fingernails, that could be a man-sized monkey grasping the crenellations of a castle, ready to defend the realm of marmosets.People seem to think I'm larger in real life.
He's been drinking too much nasty over-hopped American beer.What's the matter with you lately Vernon, you've revealed a really really nasty streak.
I just can't get used to looking in the mirror and seeing my father staring back at me!
My wife, daughter and I went to Nice and Monaco for a holiday last Christmas. When we got back we visited my parents and showed them our photos, my mum dragged the pics out of when they had gone around 25 or so years ago. My wife and mum agreed that I looked just like my dad in the photos, but my dad looked like a grey haired, middle aged man in them!Yeahbut ... it is my old man as an old man, not as a young man.
I'm trying to persuade my (14 year old) daughter to read some HP Lovecraft at the moment, if only for the wonderfully descriptive nature that he hasIn his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Is there a dynamo monster?'Dunwich Horror'
Well, my dad never had a beard, so it would solve that problem, but the new problem would be the grey whiskers making me look older!I grew a beard, problem solved.