Is this good?

[Bonj Hovi]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Read my lips: FRAME. FLEX. IS. NOT. BY. DESIGN.
Frame. Flex. Is. An. UNFORTUNATE. Consequence.
If you've all been sold the notion that it adds to comfort lock stock and barrel by the nostalgia brigade then i'm afraid it isn't my fault you're so gullible.

But not so guiillable dear twin that they believe the twaddle that your ill informed opinions support...

I'd love to know why steel bridges flex, aluminium wings on aeroplanes flex and tall structures flex when stressed. Please tell us they are design faults with unfortunate consequences so that we can have another laugh....

 

[Chris James]

yep, very thoughtful. shame it's mostly BOLLOCKS.

Bonj. Why do you have to be such a fool?

Please point out what was incorrect in my posting and state what knowledge and professional qualifications you have to back this up?

If you are interested I can tell you what qualifications I have in this field but I dare say you will just accuse me of making them up as is your normal method.

 

[User482]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Read my lips: FRAME. FLEX. IS. NOT. BY. DESIGN.
Frame. Flex. Is. An. UNFORTUNATE. Consequence.
If you've all been sold the notion that it adds to comfort lock stock and barrel by the nostalgia brigade then i'm afraid it isn't my fault you're so gullible.

YES. IT. IS.

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by your stupidity anymore, but even by your own low standards you are being particularly thick.

 

[User482]

You're supposed to have a physics degree. Yet again you display your ignorance on the subject that you claim to have spent three years studying.

I know he claims only to have got a third, but it seems I know more about physics despite only having a GCSE. Makes me wonder if he's making the whole thing up.

 

[vernon]

I know he claims only to have got a third, but it seems I know more about physics despite only having a GCSE. Makes me wonder if he's making the whole thing up.

A third is awarded for attendance not attentiveness

 

[Bonj Hovi]

A third is awarded for attendance not attentiveness

I think that the degree was in Theoretical Physics - a subject totally unsulled by practical experience.

You've got to be p**s poor to get a third.

 

[Abitrary]

I think that the degree was in Theoretical Physics - a subject totally unsulled by practical experience.

You've got to be p**s poor to get a third.

You sad goat

 

[Bonj Hovi]

You sad goat

You sad dolphin

 

[Abitrary]

You sad dolphin

No need to get all affectionate all over me with such a likeable intelligent animal.

 

[Bonj Hovi]

No need to get all affectionate all over me with such a likeable intelligent animal.

Dolphins are not that intelligent.

They've not figured out how to ride a bike.

 

[Tony]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Read my lips: FRAME. FLEX. IS. NOT. BY. DESIGN.
Frame. Flex. Is. An. UNFORTUNATE. Consequence.
If you've all been sold the notion that it adds to comfort lock stock and barrel by the nostalgia brigade then i'm afraid it isn't my fault you're so gullible.

Ye gods. He still manages to surprise me with the depths of his ignorance.

 

[bonj2]

Steel rusts.

 

[Bonj Hovi]

Steel rusts.

So Bonj is an expert in alls
That concerns touring an' all
His view's inelastic
His theories' fantastic
It's a shame that they are all balls

 

[Rhythm Thief]

That's the worst limerick I've ever seen. It doesn't rhyme properly and (cardinal sin for a limerick) it doesn't scan.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

And it contains a misused apostrophe.