I reckon I witnessed a record being set for the most traffic offences committed in under one minute a few years ago.
It was a quiet Saturday morning in Bristol and I drove our company van back to our yard to swap it for my bike - I had been working away from home.
So I turn into the lane leading to our office which itersects with a second lane at the end. The lane I am driving along is one way but the other is both directions. As I get to the last twenty yards from our yard gate across the other side of the lane in front, a woman in a hatchback appears from around the corner in front of me driving the wrong way
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I stop, she stops and toots the horn for me to reverse. So I wind the window down and point politely at the the one way sign. So she reverses back around the corner, I go forward and into the entrance to our yard. She cuts behind me, drives half on the road, half on the pavement the wrong way up the lane, head cocked one way to shoulder with visible mobile phone balanced on it. Then she stops on double yellow lines, leaves the car and goes into a taxi rank at the top of the lane. As she got out of the car, she gave me a nasty look.
So thats driving on a pavement, driving the wrong way up a one way street, using a mobile phone while driving and parking on double yellows. Four offences in about 45 seconds. A record?. It's one reason why I bought a helmet cam as I normally cycle down the lane into work.