If only someone would invent two semi-circular pieces of plastic/steel with one attachement point for the brake caliper bolt and another with thick wire stays which go to a braze-on on the fork which I could fit to my bike to keep shitty water from the wheels splashing up over my clothes.It will also show the world that you are soaked in oily dirty shitty water off the road.
It's not a good look, especialy in the bum-crack area.

I wonder what you could call this invention....