Is there a male menopause...

[Tinkstheminks]

Male Menopause...

Hmmm.... Of course!!!
You when a man reaches 40 and he starts buying himself odd gifts and taking up activities that are just plain odd? e.g. buying a Motorbike even if he can't actually ride one! Going on mountaineering holidays when the first flight of the local shopping centre gives him a bounding headache!
You get my drift??

 

[yumpy]

Thats the sort of thing. I can't go shopping in clothes stores any more because I've developed a strange compulsion to only walk in straight lines at 5mph - so much as I would like to zig zag around looking at lovely gorgeous things for hours on end with daughter or wife, I can't, as I'd be banned for destroying the displays. So i have to stay in and watch the rugger. Its tragic really.

 

[bobg]

Well I've tried all the persuasive arguments provided on here to get Mrs BG to accept male menopause but it remains "stupid middle aged men trying to retain their youth." As in so many other things I give up ... I'm sure I used to be assertive when I was younger..... Noahs Ark and demonic posession came up last night, she has no problem with them

 

[PaulB]

George Melly memorably remarked that when his libido eventually declined it was a great relief to him - "like being unchained from a lunatic".

I can never think of or see pictures of George Melly without remembering something he used to do that makes me burst with laughter. In company, he would strip naked and stand front on to his guests and shout "Man!" He would then push his meat and two between his legs and shout "Woman!" before turning round, bending over with his genitals still through his legs and shout "BULLDOG!!!"