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Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
 

Flying_Monkey

Recyclist
Location
Odawa
Oh come on, people - it has to be either:

"The taxman's taken all my dough / And left me in my stately home / Lazing on a sunny afternoon"

Or...

"I never thought it would happen / With me and the girl from Clapham"
 

Haitch

Flim Flormally
Location
Netherlands
"Right lads, we all start when the drum machine starts"
 
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