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Cuchilo

Prize winning member X2
Location
London
Wait , my phone went and I missed a bit . Have we got our willies out ?
 

Joshua Plumtree

Approaching perfection from a distance.
The fella peddling like fury in a low gear trying to keep up with the group made me laugh out loud (no abbreviations!) Been there and bought the t-shirt! :wacko:
 

Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
"...ask someone wearing a yellow Livestrong band." :laugh:
 

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
"...ask someone wearing a yellow Livestrong band." :laugh:

Wasn't there a forum member who got a livestrong tattoo? I cannot for the life of me remember who, but I certainly feel sorry for them.

Edit - it would probably be for the best if nobody named the mysterious member out of respect
 

Joshua Plumtree

Approaching perfection from a distance.
I rode with you on my mind.
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Could have done with HR tbh. 2 round abouts + 3 turn Round points.

Im not hear to bash anyone. But STOP calling me out! Fool

Jason, I can blitz your time to the back of beyond and I'm a 54 year old has been. Get some more of that base in yer legs and then call me out - suspect it might be a close run thing if you can handle the pressure! :becool:
 

jowwy

Can't spell, Can't Punctuate....Sue Me
@JasonHolder

I tell you what i'll hold out the olive brach a little.

Now heres the kicker - go get yourself a nice TT bike, maybe a shiv or a canondale slice something real quick. Buy a nice pointy hat, skinsuit, some overshoes you know the full kit like.

Go to your local cycle club, enter their TT,slap that number on your back real tight, dont want it blowing around in the wind. Ride that TT bike like you stole it, really bust a gut till you got nothing in your legs, your about to spew and you know deep down inside your loins that you had nothing left in the tank to give.

Collect your time from the marshal, be real proud of it, cherish it. Now go home and show it to your mam and maybe, just maybe she'll give you an extra oreo with your glass of milk before bed :whistle:
 
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Joshua Plumtree

Approaching perfection from a distance.
I tell you what i'll hold out the olive brach a little.

Now heres the kicker - go get yourself a nice TT bike, maybe a shiv or a canondale slice something real quick. Buy a nice pointy hat, skinsuit, some overshoes you know the full kit like.

Go to your local cycle club, enter their TT,slap that number on your back real tight, dont want it blowing around in the wind. Ride that TT bike like you stole it, really bust a gut till you got nothing in your legs, your about to spew and you know deep down inside your loins that you had nothing left in the tank to give.

Collect your time from the marshal, be real proud of it, cherish it. Now go home and show it to your mam and maybe, just maybe she'll give you an extra oreo with your glass of milk before bed :whistle:

Tried all of the above - doesn't work!:blush:
 
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JasonHolder

JasonHolder

on youtube. learning to be a gent
I tell you what i'll hold out the olive brach a little.

Now heres the kicker - go get yourself a nice TT bike, maybe a shiv or a canondale slice something real quick. Buy a nice pointy hat, skinsuit, some overshoes you know the full kit like.

Go to your local cycle club, enter their TT,slap that number on your back real tight, dont want it blowing around in the wind. Ride that TT bike like you stole it, really bust a gut till you got nothing in your legs, your about to spew and you know deep down inside your loins that you had nothing left in the tank to give.

Collect your time from the marshal, be real proud of it, cherish it. Now go home and show it to your mam and maybe, just maybe she'll give you an extra oreo with your glass of milk before bed :whistle:

no thanks. Specifically dont have the body composition, sustainable power or the desire to do any TTing at all. Little own spend that sort of money on a dedicated bike and gear.

How much was your bike out of interest
 
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