Increase your length and girth....

[Globalti]

Our in-box is even more clogged with this kind of rubbish in recent weeks. The amazing thing is that these trailer-park trash wouldn't keep sending these emails if wasn't worth doing; there must be plenty of gullible fools out there. I suppose the same goes for the Nigerians and their 419 emails.

*cough* anybody actually tried penis enlargement, anyway?

 

[zimzum42]

I've seen some pornos where the guy had clearly had enlargement surgery. It never looks normal. the head always seem to be too small for the shaft, or it's really fat at the base, or it has a kink in it, there always seems to be something messed up with it...

 

[Nicensleazy]

Well if you think about it, every web site you visit is logged by a tracker which is fed back to various compaines who then send you info in a hope you purchase! I always do a scan and a wipe each week!

 

[Globalti]

You mean a kink in the middle isn't normal?

 

[Smokin Joe]

I can't find a condom large enough to fit now, the last thing I need is an even bigger one.

 

[Night Train]

If the artificial ones were only 4" long and skinny then the expectation wouldn't be there and everyone would be happy.

 

[Arch]

The amazing thing is that these trailer-park trash wouldn't keep sending these emails if wasn't worth doing; there must be plenty of gullible fools out there.

I suppose, if you have the know-how, you have something set up to send them automatically, and your only costs are setting up and electricity. You only need a few gullible mugs to stump up dosh and you're in profit, for bugger all effort.

Even if you actually sent back some placebo pill, you're not running up much in the way of costs.

 

[Globalti]

I bet you don't even need much know-how - I bet you can buy "swamp 'em all" software which does everything for you.

 

[Maz]

I can't find a condom large enough to fit now, the last thing I need is an even bigger one.

You're supposed to take the old one off before putting on a new one.

 

[ColinJ]

I can't find a condom large enough to fit now, the last thing I need is an even bigger one.

Try these !

 

[Night Train]

Try these !

I notice that scolling down that Amazon page it offers members to submit video reviews. None have.

 

[Maz]

I notice that scolling down that Amazon page it offers members to submit video reviews. None have.

wa-hay!

 

[PaulB]

Our in-box is even more clogged with this kind of rubbish in recent weeks.

Trading standards' website has an e-mail preference service that works in the same way as the phone and mail preference service so that when you register your details, it prevents unsolicited mail from being sent to you. Or it's supposed to anyway.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Try these !

They're not too bad, but one doesn't always have a shoe horn to hand just before having sex.

 

[DJ]

They're not too bad, but one doesn't always have a shoe horn to hand just before having sex.

No spanking then?!