I'm thinking of buying a 'syrup of figs'

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Do you get the polystyrene head transplant to go with it ?

 

[fossyant]

Now see what you’ve done!

Sorry, so so sorry.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Reckon this look would suit

 

[Accy cyclist]

I passed the charity shop today. The 'syrup' wasn't there. I was going to go in and ask if it'd been sold,but on looking through the window i saw the old battleaxe behind the counter,so i didn't think it wise to ask.

 

[tyred]

I don't see the point of a wig. Being bald saves so much time on maintenance that I don't want to have hair again. Too much hassle!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I don't see the point of a wig. Being bald saves so much time on maintenance that I don't want to have hair again. Too much hassle!

Agreed,but i do miss my Brylcreemed bonce!

 

[Drago]

Of course, if Accy is a bit tight for cash he need only buy a flesh coloured swimming hat and claim its a premier quality Benito Mussolini wig.

 

[matticus]

Thread of the week. More please, more!!

 

[Bonefish Blues]

I passed the charity shop today. The 'syrup' wasn't there. I was going to go in and ask if it'd been sold,but on looking through the window i saw the old battleaxe behind the counter,so i didn't think it wise to ask.

Likely they returned it to the wild.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Agreed,but i do miss my Brylcreemed bonce!

You can still put Brylcreem on.

It'll show off all the flies you catch

 

[welsh dragon]

Do you have to stick them down if it's windy?

They are god awful things. Far better to just embrace being bald.

 

[AuroraSaab]

Yeah, just embrace nature guys. Women don't go much for blokes with wigs tbh. My friend got one when she was having chemo but soon abandoned it for a wooly hat as wigs are not always comfy and require a fair bit of maintenance.

 

[tyred]

I wore one once to a Hallowe'en event and found it insufferably hot and uncomfortable and pleased to take it off again.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

The Ray Reardon look perhaps?

Wash before use.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Merkin-P...0-886d-4328-80ac-eee3111a7b91&redirect=mobile

 

[Accy cyclist]

You can still put Brylcreem on.

It'll show off all the flies you catch

I did use it for a while after deciding to daily shave my head about 6 years ago after my barber said i'd look better without my comb over. It's supposed to 'nourish' the scalp,but it just made my scalp itch and feel all greasy. I love the smell of Brylcreem. I bought some Brylcreem aftershave a few years ago,but it doesn't smell anything like the stuff you put on your hair.

If only someone would make aftershaves that smell like Brylcreem, WD40 and creosote!!