I'm freezing cold..need a woman to warm me up...

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...and I've run out of cuppa soup...any takers?

 

[roadiewill]

not too long till palm sunday

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mr Hirsute is cold?

 

[Willow]

I can lend you a mushroom cup a soup

 

[postman]

So the Bianchi is no good in bed then.And there was i thinking all your problems were solved.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...central heating has pack up hasnt it.

 

[Keith Oates]

Good excuse for an early night in the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..so...so far my best offer is a sachet of mushroom cuppa soup...blimey I must be getting old

 

[Tharg2007]

have you tried ordering one from the internet? bet it would be quite cheap if you had one shipped in from some pov country

 

[Noodley]

Does it have to be a woman? Mrs Noodley has fallen asleep and I'm in need of company

 

[buggi]

try the personal ads in your local rag

 

[Tharg2007]

try the personal ads in your local rag

or the obituaries, find a rich widow that way

 

[Mr Pig]

Porridge. Women are too much trouble.

 

[Cathryn]

But we're so much fun

I thought you had a lady, BTFB. Obviously not. Okay, I shall keep an eye out for a suitable female.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I shall keep an eye out for a suitable female.

...is there really such a thing?