I'm about to get a b*****king..

[MichaelM]

from the wife............

here it comes

 

[Speicher]

A Burger King at this time of night?

 

[gaz]

i had an extra large bacon double cheese burger with a coke earlier. that was good!

 

[Night Train]

I found out the other day that there are Triple Whoppers. So I had a Triple Whopper meal. That is a lot of calories!

 

[longers]

from the wife............

here it comes

You've taken in another dog?

Or bike?

 

[Speicher]

B and five letters and king, could it be something else?

 

[Sam Kennedy]

Haha! The first thing I thought was Burger King as well!

What did you do Michael?

 

[Crackle]

Well if it's not a Burger King then tomorrow is another day MichaelM and if it is, it's a funny old time to get one.

Longers is right, she's found the Greyhound in the shed.

 

[MichaelM]

You've taken in another dog?

Or bike?

Not quite, though I do sometimes say there's room here for another dog.

I was out with the dogs this evening. Oldest is 10 and has arthritis (though you wouldn't think it) so we put a coat on him when it's cold.

Wife was due home from work at 20:00. At 19:20 I was out along the golf course a few miles from home, and twisted my knee (again - it's fubar'd, 4 ops to this knee).

So there I am a few miles from home, and about 15/20 min walk from the nearest road - but I couldn't walk.

I took the dog's coat off to sit on (ground covered with snow)and have a think about what I'm going to do (I don't carry a mobile). So I laid on my injured side on top of the coat and started so crawl/slide/drag myself towards the road.

Wife comes home from work, no me, and more importantly no dogs. by 21;00 she's getting worried. She finally set's off with a friend to try and find find me and the dogs somwhere in vicinity of the golf course.

They found me at around 22:30 about 50 yards from the road, I'd been crawling in the snow towards for 3 hours by now.

She's most pissed off that our old boy has been out in the cold (thermometer in car showed -7) for 4 hours or so without his coat on - and it's all my fault !!! If he shows signs of stiffness in the morning then I'm really in for it!

 

[Keith Oates]

By the sound of it you have more than one problem to worry about getting a Burger King response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you and the dog are now both OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

I hope you and the dog are ok Michael - not nice...get a 'phone!

 

[albal]

...... But if you die of hypothermia in the meantime that'l be ok as long as your pet is ok.......You take it easy AND carry a phone.

 

[Globalti]

She's most pissed off that our old boy has been out in the cold..... If he shows signs of stiffness in the morning then I'm really in for it!

Fnaaar fnaaar....

 

[Randochap]

Sounds like you have a loyal dog.

 

[gavintc]

Looks like she has worked out the priorities in her life and the dog seems pretty high up. Hope the leg gets better.