If you HAD to eat a rhinoceros.....

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dan_bo

How much does it cost to Oldham?
I'd make sure it was dead first.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
Hilldodger said:
...where would you start?

Well, the offal would go off first, so it would be most economical to eat that, while drying as much of the meat as possible to preserve it.
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
sam1995 said:
id start on the stomach...

there might be some normal food in there!!!

You think semi-digested grass is more normal than rhinocerous meat? Remind me not to let you cook me dinner any time....:smile:
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
Arch said:
You think semi-digested grass is more normal than rhinocerous meat? Remind me not to let you cook me dinner any time....:smile:

I saw a rather entertaining macho survival programme in which Bear "Son of Michael" Grylls drank water squeezed from the contents of a camel's stomach. He then had a wee snack of raw camel before removing the guts and crawling inside the camel for shelter. Nice.
 

sam1995

New Member
Location
hayfield
dont worry!!

i dont cook

where do rhinosoruses live?

if they live in england there might be chicken in there stomach!
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
sam1995 said:
dont worry!!

i dont cook

where do rhinosoruses live?

if they live in england there might be chicken in there stomach!

I hope this image of carnivorous rhinos roaming the home counties isn't going to give anyone nightmares...
 

Sittingduck

Legendary Member
Location
Somewhere flat
theclaud said:
I saw a rather entertaining macho survival programme in which Bear "Son of Michael" Grylls drank water squeezed from the contents of a camel's stomach. He then had a wee snack of raw camel before removing the guts and crawling inside the camel for shelter. Nice.

Yup I saw this too. Pretty gross to be fair. I think the camels stomach water and eating a camel spider were the low points :smile:
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
sam1995 said:
dont worry!!

i dont cook

where do rhinosoruses live?

if they live in england there might be chicken in there stomach!

oh dear. I know you're young but...

Rhinoceroses live in Africa and Asia. They are herbivores. That means they don't eat meat. I won't start on why you think a rhinoceros in this country would be eating chicken, which is not a wild native, instead of, say, a rabbit or a hedgehog which is.... I think most chicken farms are fairly well proofed against an animal unable to jump over or tunnel under a fence.
 
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