It's such a dumb drug, I haven't smoked habitually for years but still fancy smoking.
I went to a music festival a couple of weekends ago and decided I would smoke, in much the same way I might decide to drink red wine. This was my first weekend away without any parental responsibilities so I decided to get it all done at once. I had no interest in the mushrooms, weed or MDMA doing the rounds, all I wanted was nice rollies.
After recovering from the shock that 25g of Golden Virgina is now £7.99! I smoked myself silly all Friday night, partly spurred on by some 'Polish milk' some Polish fellas gave us. But my god I felt BAD the next day, my throat was stripped bare, my lungs were full of razors, my mouth was like a mummy's armpit, my head was in another county being trampled on by surly rhinos. I swear it was the smoking that did it; I don't think I was all that drunk, in fact I was chalet dad looking after my drunk friends?
Smoking. Bad.
But would I do it again....