If it suddenly gets cold while your out.

[jimboalee]

Could you fit the cardboard box in your rear pocket

Tow a caravan. You can stop and make a nice cup of tea.

 

[postman]

Buy the Daily Mail .It's full of hot air .

Or the Sun could keep you warm .But mind where you put page three.

 

[andy_wrx]

If you're out in the countryside, any deserted layby usually has a selection of Daily Sport and jazzmags chucked in the hedge...