Ideas please..

[Beebo]

Screw some spd pedals into either side of an overhanging stout tree branch. Put on your cycling shoes then get someone to help you clip in and leave you hanging by the cleats. Then hold a bicycle wheel with your outstretched arms to make the dot. Can also give the possibility of hilarious captions like 'Johnny promised his mum not to try that jump again'......

I presume this is suggested in jest. You’re putting a lot of faith in the strength of cleats and the bonding on the sole.

 

[DCLane]

I presume this is suggested in jest. You’re putting a lot of faith in the strength of cleats and the bonding on the sole.

You've not met Skolly. I'm guessing he's tried this already . Personally I'd have cranks either side of the branch, but either's feasible with pedals set to maximum tightness (note that it may end badly and I'm not entirely intact from doing stupid stuff so following our examples isn't wise).