I'd rather have nose hair...

[roley poley]

think my mirrors broken cant work the lefty righty to scissor ear hair uppy downy works ok wheres the adjuster have tried turning it on its side no joy or did I buy too cheap?

 

[Brads]

Had it done once and the shop erupted laughing when I screamed like a banshee and threatened to kill the barber if he went near the other cotton bud !

 

[biggs682]

Had it done once and the shop erupted laughing when I screamed like a banshee and threatened to kill the barber if he went near the other cotton bud !

So is the other cotton bud still in place ?

 

[lazybloke]

I have a nose hair trimmer which I was too scared to use for months in case it was as painful as tweezers.

Eventually tried it - what a revelation. I use it on my ears too.
Hearing it chew through hair is oddly very satisfying.

Edited for clarity

 

[perplexed]

Not nasal/ear hair, but...

There's a place on Surrey St in Sheffield which has an 'A' board on the pavement outside which invites ladies inside by stating - and I quote:

'Oi! Get yer fanny waxed!'