I reckon Pat' Stevens drinks...

[jonesy]

Nowt wrong with it. I've just popped out for a couple, and apart from feeling sick and finding Yenners suddenly attractive, it has no adverse effects on me.

Well isn't this is the time of night that our old pal Cuddy Duck used to put in an appearance, quite possibly in a similarly refreshed state as your good self? Curiously, his last appearance here was rather fleeting, his post vanishing almost as soon as it appeared, but I'm sure he'll turn up again if we provide a sufficiently intellectually stimulating environment here, one worthy of his debating skills!

 

[spesh]

Greene King Abbot Ale - it contains all the nutrients a body needs.

Nah, that's Guinness and a packet of dry-roasted peanuts, that is.

At least, that's the story when I was at university...