Well, I've not sat on a bike since Nov 15th

Had to go to Abroadland for work one weekend, then the next it was icy, then the next I was in charge of the kids, then the next it was icy, icy again the next, then it was Xmas and we were away, then I had a hangover the next Saturday, (I usually ride at weekends, except when I start commuting again) then etc etc etc... hoping to break my duck for this year on Sunday!