I fecking loves my job!

[NickM]

I have better things to do than attend the place of daily imprisonment. Man is born free, and everywhere is in offices

However, although my "work" is completely pointless and I have to spend 7.5 hours a day surrounded by aliens, it does at least have a high ratio of remuneration to responsibility. Not that it's particularly well paid; they just don't expect much of me beyond my presence, which is why I have ample time to participate to the full in numerous fora.

If only they'd let me install software on this machine I could get something useful done...

http://www.zpub.com/notes/black-work.html

 

[TheDoctor]

My job is very easy, I sit in a box which overlooks the bike assembly production line work-station to which Spandex is attached by a chain. I drink tea and read magazines and occasionally lean over to press a red button which sends electricity through a pair of enormous crocodile clips attached to his tiny genitals. It's a demanding job, the button is quite a long way away and I have to lean quite far.

Well, I could do all of that! I'll bring a CV along to Nottingham. The job sounds easy, I think I'd like it and York sounds like a nice place. Just be gentle with the croc clips...

 

[spandex]

What Mickle dose not know is that Ive riged it back up to his seat

 

[mickle]

DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!




AAAaaaargh! Bastid!