I badly need a haircut. What do I do??????

[Toshiba Boy]

Lost most of my hair in my late 20's and now, some 30 year later, simply wet shave the side and back every other day right back to lovely shiny skin, to match the rest. Have said for years I love being a complete Slap head, and now our time has finally come!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Second lockdown buzz-cut....

 

[carlosfandangus]

That's far too long.... you've missed a bit

 

[Fab Foodie]

That's far too long.... you've missed a bit

...at 57, I’m happy to have hair!

 

[carlosfandangus]

Nearly 57, just a few months off, however it has now gone a very distinguished platinum from its original ginger/strawberry blonde, no 2 I look bald from a distance, still have a ginger/white beard and tash, do the lot at no 2

 

[Gunk]

Second lockdown buzz-cut....
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what’s with the glasses, do live in a pub?

 

[Fab Foodie]

what’s with the glasses, do live in a pub?

They’re Italian Moscato glasses artfully hanging from an old wooden Italian farm rake.

 

[slowmotion]

I bought a Wahl Vari Clip set for just under £40. It felt like a pretty robust bit of kit and made the right kind of buzzing sound. First results were not a complete disaster. I stood in an empty bath and just mowed up all round towards the crown of my head with the No.4 guide comb before asking Lady Slowmotion to attack the top of my head with the clippers, comb, scissors etc. It was pretty straightforward and not nearly as nerve-wracking as I anticipated. Hollywood directors won't be elbowing past George Clooney in order to reach me, but I'm just happy to have temporarily shrugged off the mad boffin look.

 

[classic33]

I bought a Wahl Vari Clip set for just under £40. It felt like a pretty robust bit of kit and made the right kind of buzzing sound. First results were not a complete disaster. I stood in an empty bath and just mowed up all round towards the crown of my head with the No.4 guide comb before asking Lady Slowmotion to attack the top of my head with the clippers, comb, scissors etc. It was pretty straightforward and not nearly as nerve-wracking as I anticipated. Hollywood directors won't be elbowing past George Clooney in order to reach me, but I'm just happy to have temporarily shrugged off the mad boffin look.
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What's wrong with the "mad boffin" look?

 

[slowmotion]

What's wrong with the "mad boffin" look?

Believe me, for someone who has dreams of toppling George Clooney from his perch, it's a bad look.

 

[Dave7]

A mate was telling me you cannot get hair clippers for "love nor money". He saw just one set on Argos...... .thought it over for a couple of minutes, went back on to buy and they had gone.

 

[classic33]

A mate was telling me you cannot get hair clippers for "love nor money". He saw just one set on Argos...... .thought it over for a couple of minutes, went back on to buy and they had gone.

How was he paying?

 

[Blue Hills]

Don't have much to cut as well - grass doesn't grow on a busy street eh

must admit to (maybe innocently) being puzzled by this.
what the hell does that head of yours get up to?

 

[FrankCrank]

must admit to (maybe innocently) being puzzled by this.
what the hell does that head of yours get up to?

....to help you out a little, if a baldy says 'grass don't grow on a busy street', you say 'or on barren ground'

 

[Blue Hills]

DIY with clippers, did Mr M’s and my own (usually have very short hair).
Just watched a few videos online then went for it.
Bought clippers from Amazon. Easy to use.
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post your research you've both now got cat cuts?
When catshows are allowed again, I look forward to seeing your rosettes.