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Married to Night Train
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- Salford, UK
ColinJ said:I was once on holiday in Keswick with my now-ex and indulged in a few strong local ales on an empty stomach - they went straight to my head! We'd had our main course and I'd promised to buy her a nice dessert. She really liked the look of the sticky toffee pudding so I called the waiter over, and announced in a big booming voice which silenced the whole room: "My girlfriend fancies a big piece of Stiffee... ". In my horror, I stopped in mid-sentence. I tried again repeatedly, but I had a mental block and it kept coming out the wrong way...
Sorry Colin, but I'm literally LOLing here!