As I bought my second coffee of the morning (I'm in the habit of buying two each work day, one when I arrive at work, then another an hour later), it occurred to me that I'm doing it in the wrong order. If I really want to enhance my cycling performance, the coffee must come first. One day, I'll have a barista at my beck and call, living in the servant's quarters, with a hot coffee ready for when I get up for work at stupid-o'clock. No, wait... if I ever get that filthy rich, work will be optional, won't it...
