Electric_Andy
Heavy Metal Fan
- Location
- Plymouth
he must be ok in real life. His wife is very nice, and normal, and very pretty
However did he manage that?
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
He has a fat belly, to match his equally fat gob!!!
This was ten years ago, so that gut is probably a few stone heavier now!!🧐
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity...rkson-goes-snorkelling-on-holiday-in-Barbados
This was ten years ago, so that gut is probably a few stone heavier now!!🧐https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity...rkson-goes-snorkelling-on-holiday-in-Barbados
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
It's probably like that Mrs Merton and Debbie McGee scene, when she asked what attracted her to the millionaire Paul Daniels.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ye gods! No tweed in the swimming trunks, and no pith helmet!
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Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
I can bet Meghan is hopping mad her fella didn't show.
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Nice to see all the oil paintings judging the fella...
Anyway, Illicit Encounters is not to be trusted.
Anyway, Illicit Encounters is not to be trusted.
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Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
Do you have some direct experience?
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Yeah. It sent Andy on a date with me.
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Nope, but I'm not a fan of non-ethical polyamory.
Time Waster
Veteran
I knew someone who found her husband was on such a site. She was most indignant about it and had left him with her kid and a load of money, he was a successful businessman. However when pushed she only found out about his being on that site when she had logged on looking for an illicit hookup herself! She actually admitted that she'd been on that site for a few years and saw nothing wrong with her being on it.
Another friend used to go to singles nights. He got introduced to them by his married friends. He stopped going when he worked out that a lot of people at those singles events took their wedding rings off before going in. He might have been one of the few singleton at the events!
There's a lot going on and if one such hookup site says Jeremy Clarkson is one hot piece manhood then I can see no good thing in any of that. No truth or integrity with any of that news!
Another friend used to go to singles nights. He got introduced to them by his married friends. He stopped going when he worked out that a lot of people at those singles events took their wedding rings off before going in. He might have been one of the few singleton at the events!
There's a lot going on and if one such hookup site says Jeremy Clarkson is one hot piece manhood then I can see no good thing in any of that. No truth or integrity with any of that news!
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
I should mention here that a lot of you have very biased views
Clarkson is only a few days younger than me - and we have a lot of other things in common
So he is clearly a very good looking and attractive bloke!!!
Oh - and on another point
When I was teaching ICT in secondary school I used to have a load of tasks for the kids to do
One of then was a picture of Clarkson - and the task was to make him look better by using GIMP (free program like Photoshop) to erase his gut, get rid of his bald spot and change his expression (he was shouting at some jet ski riders at the time) to be more attractive!
The look on the girl's faces when presented with this task was great!!!
(which was the highlight of the whole lesson!!!)
I didn't generally stick to the normally teaching tasks - but it seemed to work!
Clarkson is only a few days younger than me - and we have a lot of other things in common
So he is clearly a very good looking and attractive bloke!!!
Oh - and on another point
When I was teaching ICT in secondary school I used to have a load of tasks for the kids to do
One of then was a picture of Clarkson - and the task was to make him look better by using GIMP (free program like Photoshop) to erase his gut, get rid of his bald spot and change his expression (he was shouting at some jet ski riders at the time) to be more attractive!
The look on the girl's faces when presented with this task was great!!!
(which was the highlight of the whole lesson!!!)
I didn't generally stick to the normally teaching tasks - but it seemed to work!
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Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
I don't think anyone said he was good looking @ebikeerwidnes , rather wondering why he was voted sexiest man.
Electric_Andy
Heavy Metal Fan
- Location
- Plymouth
It might be since his series "Clarkson's Farm". We've watched all of it, and he does come across as a lovable buffoon. He was actually crying when some of his piglets died; maybe showing a side to him that no-one ever saw on top gear. I'm not one to judge though, I think it's good that a man of ample years who is balding and has a beer belly is deemed sexy by some. There's hope for me yet!
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
I know this invokes Godwin's Law, but someone once 'shopped the moustache from a colour photo of Hitler and stuck it on a dating site. They were inundated with replies. If you take away his most famous feature, it turns out he was extremely attractive to women.
