1. Buy packet of Rolos
2. Eat all but one of the chocolates
3. Post last Rolo to loved one in small box
Thus - you've enjoyed the chocolate too, the postage is minimal, and the sentiment is there too.
Then, clean sheets on the bed, fluff the pillows and get ready for your lady to return to you and swoon into your arms for a night of passion (assuming she's still attracted to your huge chocolate-induced-belly)
I like that idea... and you could put part of a message with each one
But why are you trying to post them... surely you should be getting dressed up in your finest black lycra and balaclava and scaling buildings instead... And all because .....
if i could, i would be riding there (possibly with a little help from the train, however i've two weeks in which to complete a 10 week project that determines my final degree classification. hence posting them.
sh4rkyBloke said:
Then, clean sheets on the bed, fluff the pillows and get ready for your lady to return to you and swoon into your arms for a night of passion (assuming she's still attracted to your huge chocolate-induced-belly)
Whatever way you send them, the recipient will still end up having to take a morning off work to traipse down to the local post office to pick them up.
One at a time in packages small enough to fit through the letter box is sweet but will cost many times more the chocs are worth and no good if there is a dog in the household.
Whatever way you send them, the recipient will still end up having to take a morning off work to traipse down to the local post office to pick them up.
One at a time in packages small enough to fit through the letter box is sweet but will cost many times more the chocs are worth and no good if there is a dog in the household.
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